THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked…
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She reaches…
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man…
The doctor handed the old man a jar and said, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the man comes back, Jar…
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” he proudly replies, convinced he…