THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!
A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office,…
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a…
A boy called the police and said that his parents were doing something in the room: the officers decided to check and discovered something horrifying The call…
Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Bob’s arm, hanging on his every word as if he’s the most fascinating man…
The dog could tell he had a home and was well cared for from his collar and well-fed belly.The dog calmly approached the man, who patted him…
A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and…