Sean and Liam are craving a pint, but they only have one Euro between them.
Sean takes the coin, heads off, and returns with a sausage.
Liam stares at him. “Are you mad? Now we’re completely broke!”
“Trust me,” Sean grins. “Just follow my lead.”
They stroll into a pub, order two pints, and down them before paying. Then, Sean unzips his jeans, sticks the sausage through, and whispers, “Get on your knees and pretend to, you know…”
The barman explodes with rage and throws them out.
After pulling the same trick in ten different pubs and knocking back ten pints, Liam groans, “I can’t keep this up—my knees are killing me, and I’m hammered!”
Sean sighs. “You think you’ve got it bad? I lost the sausage three pubs ago!
