The doctor handed the old man a jar and said,
“Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the man comes back,
Jar still completely empty.
Doctor says, “What happened?”
The old man replies:
“Well, I tried with my right hand… nothing.
Then my left hand… nothing.
So I asked my wife.
She tried both hands, then her mouth—teeth in, teeth out—still nothing.
Then we called our neighbor Arleen.
She gave it a go too… both hands, an armpit, even tried squeezing it between her knees.
Still nothing.”
Doctor (wide-eyed): “Wait, you asked your neighbor?!”
Old man:
“Yep. None of us could get the jar open.”
