Walmart Greeter is Fired Just Two Hours After He’s Hired – the Reason Why is Hilarious

Unfortunately for one man, however, he ended up getting fired just two hours after he got the job.

He took to social media to reveal what happened, and people all over the world can’t stop laughing about it!

Here’s what he had to say:

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they did share similar features, they certainly didn’t look like each other.

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

LOL! Honesty can be rather brutal sometimes! I think something just like this might happen to me if Walmart ever hired me as a greeter!

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