Little Johnny and the salesman
Salesman: “Hey there, buddy. Is your dad around?” Johnny: “He’s busy in the bathroom.” Video: Little Johnny and the salesman Salesman: “How about your mom? Is she available?” Johnny: “Nope, she’s…
George went for his annual check-up
Let’s face it, grandparents hold a special place in our hearts, with their wisdom, love, and sometimes, their hilariously quirky ways. They remind us that age is…
Married life after 60
During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: “I am sorry sir, the flight…
THE PUB.
The pub John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him…
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the…
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a…
An old hillbilly farmer
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The…
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher…
My Wife is Cheating On Me-JOKE OF THE DAY.
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher:…