A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…
Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.
As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says “Hey Paco, you shit your pants?” Paco says “No, Pablo,…
Man’s Best Shopper
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
Give the Ballerina a drink!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed…
Don’t Fear the Alligators
A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are…
You should start writing things down to help you remember
An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.”…
A man walking down a country lane
A man walking down a country lane saw a young boy struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot,”…
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are…
A fisherman was strolling up the dock
In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster…
The Three Toilets
Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says,…