You should start writing things down to help you remember
An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.”…
A man walking down a country lane
A man walking down a country lane saw a young boy struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot,”…
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda
Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club. “My dear,” said Melinda, “Are…
A fisherman was strolling up the dock
In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster…
The Three Toilets
Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says,…
Married Man Sends His Mistress Abroad
An Italian woman told her wealthy, married lover she was pregnant. To keep the affair secret, he paid her to move to Italy and raise the child…
A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender raises an eyebrow. “Rough day?” “You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.” The next day, the same…
An elderly man wants a job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
Jenny had married Roger
Jenny had married Roger, a man much older than her. Concerned about his health, she decided they should have separate bedrooms after the wedding to ensure he…
A woman walking her dog finds dinosaur-like creature in a lake – is shocked when she learns what it really is
Locals in Cumbria, England were stunned when a spiky, dinosaur-like creature was spotted in Urswick Tarns. Discovered by a dog walker, the hard-shelled animal—nicknamed “Fluffy”—is far from…