A Husband And Wife Were Golfing…Brilliant continuation in the first comment 
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,
“Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
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