Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together

 

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.

He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

The 94-year-old yells, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table, having coffee, listening to his brothers.

He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”

He knocks on wood for good luck.

He then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”Watch more.

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